I like going to sleep over at friends’ because we can hang out and eat some and play games and browse tumblr next to each other, and it’s nice. And then I come home and remember why I like getting out so much, with my mom listening to the radio man talk about how virtuous and 100% not racist every single cop is, my dad telling sex stories and junk to people who are obviously completely uncomfortable, and both of them denying the existence of anything not white, straight, Christian, and generally “good”.

I will so get the food next time, Robin.

levycas

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

mr-quinlan
darkspine29:

principalcellist:

emmyfais:

theabcsofjustice:

I didn’t even notice this the first time around, but Osiris looks really weird standing on his tiny little back legs like that.

ew what lmfao that’s so WEIRD

I didn’t even know HE HAD BACK LEGS???
MY LIFE IS A LIE

I was trying to remember what this reminded me of and then

darkspine29:

principalcellist:

emmyfais:

theabcsofjustice:

I didn’t even notice this the first time around, but Osiris looks really weird standing on his tiny little back legs like that.

ew what lmfao that’s so WEIRD

I didn’t even know HE HAD BACK LEGS???

MY LIFE IS A LIE

I was trying to remember what this reminded me of and then

I had a dream a little while back, while reading too much Cake Wrecks and playing too much Borderlands 2, that I had a Claptrap cookie, so I really wanted one. But I’m the worst cookie decorator ever, so it took a while to get around to making them, and then I just kinda went nuts.

So, here are some assorted Borderlands cookies, no real rhyme or reason, just doodle things. Also I can’t ice or cut cookies; ignore that. And writing and lines are hard with these huge icing paintbrushes I got. Ignore that too.

Three things to note: I did this at my computer desk; so classy. Did you know royal icing sweats if you freeze it? I didn’t, and that’s what happened to that one Claptrap. And of course, one cookie got slammed into the freezer and smashed, so I made it a Tediore cookie. I’m hilarious.

mr-quinlan

vivapinatafanfiction:

sick burn