Sometime this weekend I have to watch Gotcha. It’s the only spy movie I’ve ever liked, and spy autocorrected to psy? Also I’ve forgotten almost everything about it.
“Jonathan, you sound so far away!”
your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
Egh, I haven’t looked at my toe in a while I guess because the nail’s almost black. Um, oops?
I like to sing in the shower sometimes, and I usually end up singing Chess or Drunken Whaler. But it’s a shared bathroom, and I’m really wondering what people think when they hear, being belted out from the final shower without its lights on, “Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver!” when they’re just there to pee or something.
I probably shouldn’t enjoy freaking out my fellow residents.